Matt Bomer, you are to blame.
….and Alex Pettyfer did not help either.
Stop! Now make that motherfucker hammer time.
SLAP IT ON MY ASS
Big Sean Ft. Nicki Minaj-A$$ (remix)
This song makes me want to shake my ass.
There I was just lying on my cousin’s bed in her dorm when her roommate’s friend came in. He was drunk…and I don’t mean drunk…. I mean FUCKED UP DRUNK. He proceeded to introduced himself again and ended up kissing me on the cheek. I thought nothing of it… until he left, came back, and did it again.
At this point… I’m trying my best to hold in all of the laughter that is just residing in me. Shit was getting real. It got even more real when he then proceeded to kiss me on the neck and work his way down to my ass.
One side of my brain thought this was somewhat hot; the other thought this was kind of crazy.
The latter took over when he decided to bite my ass. (Ouch!)
What a night…